ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said you're "so busy" this week.
Your screen time says eleven hours a day. Busy is one word for it. Scrolling is the other.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- Your Candy Crush streak is on day 212. The game hasn't been fun since…
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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