ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Lessons will be learned.
By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
- A source close to the star confirmed the story. The source is the star.…
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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