ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your Candy Crush streak is on day 212.
The game hasn't been fun since day 30. The streak doesn't care.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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