ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The consultation runs for twelve weeks.
The decision was made in week zero.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- Your Candy Crush streak is on day 212. The game hasn't been fun since…
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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