ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your fitness journey started on the second of January.
It ended on the fourth. The trainers still have the tags on.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
- Your fitness app's AI coach called a four-minute walk "incredible progress". It said the…
- Mistakes were made. The Notes app has never once said by whom.
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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