ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Move fast and break things.
You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your sleep. Series A next.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- The game asks if you want to continue. Nobody ever asks if you want…
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- Being single means nobody steals your duvet. It also means the duvet is the…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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