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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Listen to your body.
It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been asking for eleven years.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You have an eleven-step skincare routine. Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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