ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's "just for vibes" and, according to the forecast, the rest of your working life.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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