ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Some days you're the pigeon.
Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who you were either.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- You have an eleven-step skincare routine. Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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