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— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- You have an eleven-step skincare routine. Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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