ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your soulmate is out there.
Currently leaving someone better on read.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your call is important to us. Not important enough to answer, but important.
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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