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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Work smarter, not harder.
You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
- The retirement age goes up a year every time you check. It's not a…
- Children are a blessing. They're also why the remote is in the bin and…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- Your back now goes out when you sneeze. It goes out more than you…
- The sun will eventually swallow the Earth. Until then, the bins still go out…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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