ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Money can't buy happiness.
You'll never have enough to check.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- Being single means nobody steals your duvet. It also means the duvet is the…
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
- You have an eleven-step skincare routine. Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is…
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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