ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The weekend is two days long.
Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're paid for one.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
- The retirement age goes up a year every time you check. It's not a…
- Children are a blessing. They're also why the remote is in the bin and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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