ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You have an eleven-step skincare routine.
Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is doing its best. It isn't a miracle worker.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- They're on a comeback tour. It's the fourth. They have never been anywhere long…
- Every birthday is a gift. The gift is one fewer birthday.
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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