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DAILY DEMOTIVATION

A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.

ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION WEDNESDAY, 3 FEBRUARY 1960
Rise and grind.
Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a boat.

— Zack, unqualified

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UNHELPFUL

PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
  2. Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
  3. You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
  4. Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
  5. The retirement age goes up a year every time you check. It's not a…
  6. Children are a blessing. They're also why the remote is in the bin and…
  7. You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.

THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR

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