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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner.
You'll eat standing up for eighteen years. Then sit down and forget how.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- They're on a comeback tour. It's the fourth. They have never been anywhere long…
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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