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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "don't believe in labels".
You believe in being kept as an option.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
- You wanted a mini-me. You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost…
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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