ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You call your mum "for advice".
You call her for the Netflix password.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your fitness app's AI coach called a four-minute walk "incredible progress". It said the…
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- Every birthday is a gift. The gift is one fewer birthday.
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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