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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
“Too close to call” means nobody knows.
It is said by people paid a lot to know.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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