ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Monday has its own support group.
The group is everyone. The meetings are also on Monday.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
- “I'm here for the right reasons.” The reasons are a teeth-whitening deal and a…
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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