ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people.
All of them are "just seeing where it goes". It goes nowhere. It went nowhere with you twice.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
- “I'm here for the right reasons.” The reasons are a teeth-whitening deal and a…
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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