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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Not all who wander are lost.
You are. The map gave up.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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