ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your backlog is a library of things you were going to enjoy.
It is also a receipt.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
- Your back now goes out when you sneeze. It goes out more than you…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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