ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every company now has an AI assistant.
It's the only member of staff nobody's asked to come in on Fridays, and the only one getting your job.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
- Your fitness app's AI coach called a four-minute walk "incredible progress". It said the…
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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