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You're "so random".
You've told the same "so random" story at every party since 2022.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your back now goes out when you sneeze. It goes out more than you…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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