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You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to something.
They haven't. They've committed to watching your stories within four seconds and replying to nothing.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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