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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question".
Zack has read your ideas. Zack would like them escorted from the building.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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