ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something.
It landed. Enjoy that. It's the last thing this week that will.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
- Your fitness app's AI coach called a four-minute walk "incredible progress". It said the…
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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