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You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month.
The call took 94 minutes. You break even in 2031. They put it back up in 2027.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
- Your back now goes out when you sneeze. It goes out more than you…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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