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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your back now goes out when you sneeze.
It goes out more than you do.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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