ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Children are a blessing.
They're also why the remote is in the bin and your savings are in the past tense.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- The return to office is completely optional. So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet…
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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