ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Parenting is ten percent love
and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is. Then they leave and take both.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- Quality family time: everyone on a different screen in the same room, harvested by…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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