ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch.
Quiet budgeting is going anyway, checking your balance in the car and moving retirement to 79.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- Children are a blessing. They're also why the remote is in the bin and…
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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