ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You put "entrepreneur" in your bio.
You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted and still owe your mum for the postage.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
- Your step counter used to set goals. Now it just sends "Hello?" like a…
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
- Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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