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Your business plan has three phases:
launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
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- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- Children are a blessing. They're also why the remote is in the bin and…
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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