ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You can do anything you set your mind to.
Your mind has set itself to lying down. Permanently. With snacks.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- The return to office is completely optional. So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet…
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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