ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The loot box has a 0.5% chance of something good.
The studio has a 100% chance of your money.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Micro-dating is a thirty-minute coffee to see if there's a spark. There wasn't. She…
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
- Your step counter used to set goals. Now it just sends "Hello?" like a…
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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