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ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION
TUESDAY, 11 APRIL 1967
You call it "quiet quitting".
Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody can tell the difference. That's the bad news.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- Children are a blessing. They're also why the remote is in the bin and…
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
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Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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