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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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The pothole is on the list.
The list is dynamic. The pothole is permanent.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- "Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel. You'll…
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- Your company will send flowers to your funeral. They'll be charged to your department's…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- The award show ran four hours. The only winner was the advert break.
- You'll leave your children everything you have. It's mostly a bread maker and an…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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