ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every great company started in a garage.
Yours will end there too. The car's been living outside since launch.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- "Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel. You'll…
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- You can't take money with you when you go. Your direct debits, however, will…
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
- Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call. With a waitlist, a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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