ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
"Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel.
You'll still lose.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
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- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- You can't take money with you when you go. Your direct debits, however, will…
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- Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call. With a waitlist, a…
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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