ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call.
With a waitlist, a subscription, and no customers.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
- The pothole is on the list. The list is dynamic. The pothole is permanent.
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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