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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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Your alarm didn't wake you.
The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your back now goes out when you sneeze. It goes out more than you…
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
- Coffee doesn't fix Monday. It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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