ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year.
Nobody noticed you were gone.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Coffee doesn't fix Monday. It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- Till death do us part. Not a vow. A fixed-term contract with an unspecified…
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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