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A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You pre-ordered it for the cape.
The cape is now £3.99 for everyone else.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- Limited-time event. Will not return. Neither will your Saturday.
- The spark never fades. It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint…
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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