ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The spark never fades.
It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint funeral plan.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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