ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
No pain, no gain.
You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your file.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- Your back now goes out when you sneeze. It goes out more than you…
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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