ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You'll leave your children everything you have.
It's mostly a bread maker and an overdraft.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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