ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once.
They'll merge. You'll be the one let go.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- You pre-ordered it for the cape. The cape is now £3.99 for everyone else.
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- Limited-time event. Will not return. Neither will your Saturday.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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